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F.A.Q.
| Who is Lisa Lampanelli? |
| If you don't know the answer to this question, you may be at the wrong website. However, if you are curious and willing to find out, head on over to insultcomic.com and see for yourself. Just be aware -- the website is NOT for the easily offended.
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| Why am I no longer able to sign up for the Lampa-Hooha's Fan Club? |
| As of Feb. 27, 2008, The Lampa-Hoohas will no longer be accepting orders for new
memberships.
For more information on Lisa Lampanelli, visit InsultComic.com or Myspage page.
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| How do I become a member of Lisa's fan club, The Lampa-Hooha's? |
| Well, all of Lisa's fans are Lampa-Hooha's in our hearts, but to get to the good stuff (like exclusive merchandise, online Lisa chats, fan-club videos and photos), you're going to have to pay. But not to worry -- just like Lisa, we're cheap and easy. So just click the "sign up" on the previous page, fill out your information, and enjoy the ride.
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| Why should I sign up? |
| We think the real question is, "Why SHOULDN'T you sign up, beyotch?" For a very minimal fee, you'll get an exclusive merchandise package, including a not-available-to-anyone-but-us t-shirt, laminated pass, and other stuff. Plus you'll have access to exclusive Queen of Mean content, have the ability to get concert tickets before anyone else does, AND you'll be invited to special parties, meet 'n greets and other events. In other words, you'll be closer to Lisa than you'd ever dreamed possible. Lucky!!!
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| Can I still access these features without signing up? |
| Are you crazy? This is an exclusive members-only site. In short, the answer is "No, no, a thousand times no!!!"
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| Why do I need to give my personal information? |
| We need your personal information so we can personalize your online experience by making sure we can send you exclusive information, process your transactions, and mail you prizes.
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Now, enough of your stupid questions and enough of our yackin'! Sign up already and live the dream!
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